“Some fucking druggie and his “woman” were having a fight and the guy punched out the window below my apartment. This was at 7PM on a Monday. The town is going to shit.” -S.J.
One of the more interesting ‘KEEP OUT’ signs we’ve seen on the road and holy shit have we ever seen our fair share. Get the mail you creeps!
– Porter, Maine
“The new neighbors that just moved here from Alaska. Meanwhile it’s snowing on the first day of Spring.” – Jay
“I guess my neighbor’s wood was stolen and for some reason he had to modify his sign” – Nathan B.