“If my crack addict neighbor can get in the Christmas spirit then so can you” - Natalie
“I would like to thank you to all the great residents of our building. Thanks for inviting the roaches and mice for christmas! FYI garbage is for the dumpster not the floor.”- Emily
“Just got off work and got home into a dead sleep and the new neighbor pounds on my door, demanding that I move my vehicle so they can pull their 14″ u-haul and move in…..the woman that pounded was super rude to say the least. This is the letter that I left them under the windshield wiper of the u-hail truck. I DID NOT DAMAGE THE TRUCK OR AM I RECOMMENDING SOMEONE ELSE DO SO TO ANYONE.”
“You’re a mean one Mr. Grinch.
Our neighbour and I put up on our shared property a similar snow globe as the one in the picture last year without any problem… This year when he came home he decided to pull the pegs out on his side.
I’ve put up with a lot from him. His blasting of Bob Marley, the stealing of my plants and him putting them in the compost…. But this takes the cake.
I’m fantasizing one day of buying an inflatable grinch to put up on my side with an arrow pointing to him. Talk about no Christmas spirit.
I hope you move!” - Alison