“This here my neighbor Jasmine house. bitch keep sayin I backed my car into one of her stupid lions. she be white girl wasted on a TUESDAY NIGHT and probably hit it her damn self!!”
– Shanequa, Maryland
“Caution! Cat crossing areas are 20 MPH zones … just like school zones, but with less fancy signs and no blinking lights.”
– Austin, Texas
The picture shown above is fresh from Sanford, Maine and catches THIS neighbor in the act of beefing up his Holiday Decoration Display well before Turkey Day. From the data we were able to gather, we found that 4 out of 5 Americans feel it is socially unacceptable to put up Holiday Decorations before Thanksgiving. What do you think??
Rude. This must be a realtor’s nightmare. How would they even prepare a potential buyer for a showing at the house? ‘Well it’s a really nice family home in a great neighborhood, we’re just going to have climb through all the trash in the front yard to get inside… please try to keep an open mind once we get inside’.
– Annapolis, Maryland