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“Only in New Orleans do you see this shit”-Adam

New Orleans, Louisiana

TEXAS WOMAN KIDNAPS AND SKINS NEIGHBOR’S CATS TO MAKE FUR COATS

Waco, Texas: An 85-year old Texas woman has been arrested by local law enforcement after being caught on film kidnapping one of her neighbor’s cats with which she is accused of making fur coats.

The recent disappearance of domestic animals in the neighborhood started to arise suspicion from local residents when some people started to notice the old lady’s particular fur coats, some even recognizing their cats in the coat’s furs, a fact the lady vehemently denied before being caught on videotape by a private detective hired by local residents to follow the suspicious lady.

It is believed the old lady started at first to raise her own cats but finally decided to capture neighboring cats because she “got too much attached to the little critters”, she admitted in court.

The retired fashion designer lured neighborhood cats with food and skinned them in her basement where she dried the skins. She also used the meat of the cats to lure other cats who unwittingly were eating their own species, a disgusting and cruel hobby admits local PETA spokeswoman Jane Churchill.

Legal experts assess the 85-year old woman could spend up to 18 months in jail for her crimes.

ORIGINAL STORY HERE

“I WANTED A NATIVY SCENE AND I WORKED WITH WHAT I HAD” (10 PHOTOS)

CINCINNATI — Talk about a nightmare before Christmas. An Ohio homeowner was ordered by town officials to remove a Nativity scene in front of his house that featured zombies instead of wise men and a baby Jesus.

“I wanted a Nativity and I worked with what I had,” Jasen Dixon, who manages a nearby haunted house. “The neighbors don’t like it. My father hates it and anything bad that happens he blames it on that.”

The Nativity scene features life-size figures and a zombie baby Jesus, with pale skin and pure white eyes. At night, the figures are illuminated by red and green lights.”I didn’t really pay it any attention until the different color lights came on, then finally the baby was put in the manger,” Dan Fluker, a neighbor, told the station. According to documents obtained by Fox 19, Sycamore Township, which is outside Cincinnati, does not allow structures to be located in the front or the side yard to occupy more than 35 percent of the area. Also, the primary structure must be 3 feet from the street, and 6 feet from the house.

Dixon, who manages 13 Rooms of Doom, says this is his second violation since the exhibit was put up. He indicated that his First Amendment right is being infringed upon due to the religious element.“I’ve lived here for 15 years and I’ve never had a violation of any kind,” Dixon said.  “It’s a holiday decoration.  I know if it was a real pretty Nativity scene they wouldn’t be saying anything.”

Dixon, who said about 40 people take photographs of what he calls “the world’s first zombie Nativity scene,” has until Dec. 26 to take down the scene. If he does not take down the exhibit, legal action will be taken. It is unclear if Dixon will fight the town, but when one person on his Facebook page urged him to keep the display up, he responded, “Dangers my middle name.”

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DO NOT DISTURB

“House just sold in our neighborhood; they immediately put this sign up, on a giant pole.” - Chasity

JEFFREY IS OFFICIALLY FOR HIRE!

“Are you looking for some ” neighborshame.com ” holiday fun ?? My smile, black marker and body are ready for your short message tribute!! Will message photos to ” neighborshame.com ” promptly for you !! Thanks so much.. jeffrey.” - Jeffrey, Twin Lakes, Wisconsin

You heard him! I guess this means Jeffrey is officially for hire. I know what you’re all thinking… FINALLY.  Write him a short holiday message in the comments – he’ll write it on his body and send us more creepy selfies which we’ll be sure to post. So fire away! There’s no WAY this will get weird!