JUNK VILLAGE

“It’s funny to see that I’m not the only one that has a nickname for a really ugly house. This house is on the same road as the local middle school and all the kids call it “Junk Village” LOL!! The guy that lives here looks pretty creepy too if that makes it any more interesting!”

- Nancy, Wyoming

DISPUTE LEADS TO 20 FOOT SNOWMAN

“I think there was a bit of a problem between the two neighbors and this popped up on the lawn just before Christmas a few years ago.”

- Ellen T.

THE HALLOWEEN SCROOGE

“My old ass neighbor Elmer HATES the holidays. I can’t wait to see what the heartless jerk puts up for Christmas this year… my 6 year old was asking me about this bs back during Halloween, c’mon man!”

- Ryan, Indiana

WILLIE NILLIE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS

“HOW” NOT TO ADVERTISE

In the spirit of this politically correct world we live in, we felt it was prudent to inform the owner of this obnoxiously large statue (owned by a local business) that it is a symbol of racism:

We were going to mail a Shame Notice to the owner of the statue, but we thought the “knee slapper” was more appropriate.

- Massachusetts