“WIMPY PAUL BUNYAN HOLDING A PADDLE”

“I live on a long dirt road next to a river in Southern Maine and I think one of my neighbors has some sort of a canoeing business. Anyways, there’s this ridiculously ugly 15 foot statue that looks like a wimpy Paul Bunyan holding a paddle that’s been out front for as long as I can remember.”

- Mark, Maine

REMEMBER THIS GUY?

If you missed the original post, see it here: THE “NEGROES ARE DANGEROUS” HOUSE

At the popular request of several visitors (we were probably going to do it anyway), we decided it would be fun to make this guy hit the roof. We sent him the following Shame Notice:

“YOU AREN’T LIGHT AS A FEATHER”

“I hesitated to submit this.. But imagine this lady here, her son…. And her husband who is twice her size jumping up and down with their Fucking dog above me!!!!! Literally JUMP!!!!!!!!!! Like Shut The Fuck Up, you aren’t light as a feather. I am lucky my fan hasn’t fell down on me yet in my living room!!! I just punctured my ceiling with a broom hitting it so hard!!!! Stupid idiots. I hope somehow YOU FIND THIS ONLINE!!!! Nasty loud bastards!!!

They called my leasing office saying that i bang on the roof to tell them to quiet down before 10pm and that quiet time is not until 10pm so they should be able to do whatever until then. hm, yeah no! obviously it is on file all the complaints they have for the people above me.. theyre abnoxiously loud. its one thing to walk and shake my ceiling … it is another to jump repeatedly-shake my ceiling fan and then completely stop when i hit the ceiling to tell you to shut up. i have been told to call the police next time it happens on office closing hour time just so they can have it on file. yeah wtf is a cop gonna look like WHILE ON DUTY IN MY HOUSE trying to hang out long enough to hear their loud shit!!!!…. Seriously???”

- Stefania, Georgia

FINES HIT $5,000 FOR MAINE HOMEOWNER WITH YARD FULL OF JUNK

Wilton town officials are seeking $100 per day from Duane Pollis for piles of scrap that he says have ‘a purpose.’

Town officials are seeking more than $5,000 in mounting fines from a property owner accused of refusing to clean up piles of scrap and junk in his front yard. The homeowner, Duane Pollis, said the new minimum upkeep ordinance is unfair for ordering him what to do on his property.

Pollis was served with the paperwork from the case Oct. 31. According to the summons, he had 20 days to respond in writing to the town’s complaint against him. The case will be decided in Franklin County Court in Farmington. He said he has not responded to the town about the case because he feels they will not be able to find a resolution.

Everything in his yard, he said, from the old cars to the five-gallon buckets to the scrap metal, is something he intends to use, recycle or resell. He disagrees with the town ordinance about what he is allowed to do on his property. “I won’t cater to them,” he said. “I have a purpose for everything I bring here.” 

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MAKESHIFT PRIVACY CURTAIN ON BALCONY

“My stupid neighbors decied to put up a curtain so i cant see them – i wish it would be a sound proof wall.”

- Vickie