WOOD YOU PLEASE JUST CLEAN THAT UP?

“SICK AND TIRED of looking at this pile of wood – can you please just clean this crap up already?! You people SUCK and are inconsiderate andddd nobody likes you.” - K.P.

New York

‘THE VERY DEFINITION OF AN EYESORE’

“Existing as long as we’ve been here, in the neighbor’s yard, is a junk heap that is the very definition of eyesore. I mean, you’ve got dirt, rocks, old building materials and, as the crowning glory, a tire.”

- Texas

TOT: WALKWAY-STYLE SIDING

We’re giving this an A for effort and a solid D- for appearance given the awkward-looking siding on the house. But who really cares what we think… what’s the verdict – tasteful or tacky?!

- Milo, Maine

‘THE CITY DUMP’

“My hoarding dumpy nasty filthy neighbor when I lived in Rochester. Might as well be the city dump.” - Bree

Rochester, New York

THE NATURAL PRAIRIE LAWN THING

“guess our weird friggin neighbor is going for the natural prairie lawn thing.” - Sally S.