IS THIS EVEN LEGAL?

“Is this even legal??” - James

Maryland

YOUR OLD GYM TEACHER LIVES HERE

Maybe your old gym teacher doesn’t live here, but those old school gym lockers are sweet right?

Maine

THIS IS BAT COUNTRY

“If you sell bat houses out of your home… you might be a redneck.” - That Guy

Maine

ALL HAIL THE TRIPLE WIDE!

Do my eyes deceive me?! I think not. That’s a triple wide.  How do you protect a triple wide? Easy: barb wire fence.

Maine

THE BEST IN TOWN

“The house is even worse than this sign. Not sure how many clients good ol James has, but I’d say not too many!” – M.D.