STUPID FUCKING SMILEY ROCK

“I think my neighbor’s rock decoration is the laziest thing I’ve ever seen. Paints rock but won’t mow grass.” - Anonymous

New Hampshire

THE THREE LITTLE PIGS

WOW, who lives in this shithole? The Three Little Pigs. That’s who:

I don’t know what you guys did this past Memorial Day Weekend, but we hate to disappoint our fans! So we spent ZERO time with our families and instead went on a little shaming road trip. You won’t believe this but what you’re seeing here is the REAL LIFE Three Little Pigs!! Are we going to burn in hell? Don’t know, don’t care! Oink Oink you friggin piggies!!

Kimball Terrace, Danville, NH

HATES STEALING, LOVES BON JOVI

“I was driving down my street when I saw this sign on a house. I burst out laughing and had my husband pull over so I could take a photo. I mean really, now she has to download all those Bon Jovi songs again!? How could you, iPod thief?”

- Bethany

TOYS R US

Got enough toys in the yard? (No, this is not a daycare)

South Main Street, Salisbury, MA

IS THIS EVEN LEGAL?

“Is this even legal??” - James

Maryland