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MEET ME IN THE GARDEN

“Couple down the street has this creepy bunny holding a sign that says ‘meet me in the garden’ on it. No garden out back though, just trash. Lots of junk and trash and possibly dead bodies in the barn. If there’s any unsolved murders in the area, I would check that barn out. Total creeps.” - ‘Yeah Right’

Maryland

WOULD YOU TRY TO DUNK ON THIS?

When it comes to having children, one can’t be too safe!

SAME SHIT DIFFERENT SEASON

Well well, if it isn’t our old friends THE WESCOTTS. If we ever make any money off this god damn website, we might just have to hook these poor fools up with a gift card to Wal-Mart, which is most likely where they got that tinsel from. Looks like the yard swallowed the lawnmower again. Better luck next year!

491 Ossipee Trail Road, Porter, Maine

THE NEIGHBORHOOD BAITED AREA

“This baited area is right next to our community garden” - Miller

Brooklyn, New York 

A baited area is where “salt, grain, or other feed has been placed, exposed, deposited, distributed, or scattered” in such a way as to lure or attract waterfowl or doves where hunters are attempting to take them.  This includes luring birds “to, on or over areas” where hunting occurs.