SANTA’S VILLAGE

“I don’t think I’ll be spending anytime at Santa’s Village next year. This place looks sketch!”

- Sammy B, Maine

ABSOLUTE FAILURE

We checked and Joppa, MD does have an elementary school. No word if the sign guy ever graduated.

- Joppa, Maryland

“BLOWING SNOW IN MY DRIVEWAY”

“Neighbor blowing snow in my driveway. It’s the same thing with the leaves in the fall…”

- D.T., Maryland

SERENITY FARM

The name does it justice!

- Durham, Maine

‘I KNOW WHO U R WATCH UR BACK’

Check out the drive-by YouTube video!

A neighbor sophisticated enough to paint ‘WATCH UR BACK’ on a rusty truck is one we certainly wouldn’t want to live next to. If anybody can figure out what’s written on the front window above the ‘Private Property’ sign, we’ll send you a free t-shirt!

- Milton, New Hampshire