WRONG WAY LADY

“I literally watched this woman pull up to the left and parallel park her PT Cruiser into this spot opposite traffic flow. Unf*ckinbelievable – it’s always a woman right???” -CJ

Bangor, Maine

HEALTH CONSCIOUS CHARLIE

“Let me introduce you to Charlie! Kind of a local legend. This animated guy brings his “trailer” every Saturday for the farmers market and fills it up. The farmer market vendors seem to enjoy him anyway.” - Kelsey

Bangor, Maine

THIS HAS TO BE BAD KARMA

“Looks like a band owns this hearse based on license plate and the ZZ Top looking dude driving it. The skeleton family on the back window is a nice touch!” - Josh

I-95 Kennebunk, Maine

SAME SHIT DIFFERENT SEASON

Well well, if it isn’t our old friends THE WESCOTTS. If we ever make any money off this god damn website, we might just have to hook these poor fools up with a gift card to Wal-Mart, which is most likely where they got that tinsel from. Looks like the yard swallowed the lawnmower again. Better luck next year!

491 Ossipee Trail Road, Porter, Maine

YOUR FRIEND, PERVERT

KENNEBUNK, Maine — Police are looking for a man they say left threatening notes in the mailboxes of two families in town.

A Kennebunk mother said she stopped with her children to pick up the mail Wednesday when they discovered the note in her mailbox. It read: “I will not stay away from your kids, Your friend, pervert.”

Lt. Dan Jones said police believe the letters were hand-delivered to the mailboxes sometime Tuesday evening by a man on foot.

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