“NEIGHBOR LIKES GREEN THINGS”

“These are my neighbors and they like green things. The guy that lives there is a big fucking redneck and I guess he used to race cars or some other useless hillbilly activity. It looks like his bus, race car and soul all died at the same time in the backyard… in 1986…”

- Rick, Massachusetts

ALLIGATOR HEDGE NEIGHBOR

“Alligator hedge neighbor down the street – it’s such a cute house, but I think this is so tacky!!”

- Sam, Massachusetts

NOT SO HALLOWEEN DECORATIONS

“So this dude lives in my neighborhood and the “decorations” are normal 1 month out of the year, however they DO NOT MOVE. I  also didn’t even realize the dude was creeping around the building when I drove by lol.”

- Josh, Massachusetts

“HOW” NOT TO ADVERTISE

In the spirit of this politically correct world we live in, we felt it was prudent to inform the owner of this obnoxiously large statue (owned by a local business) that it is a symbol of racism:

We were going to mail a Shame Notice to the owner of the statue, but we thought the “knee slapper” was more appropriate.

- Massachusetts

FROSTY IS LOOKING A LITTLE BLUE

“I drive by this neon blue beauty couple times a week and although Frosty seems festive this time of year, it’s key to point out Frosty is a year round lawn decoration. I think I would be scared to go down that driveway…even Frosty looks like he is saying ‘YO don’t come down here’ haha…”

- Shelley, Massachusetts