THE NEIGHBORHOOD MASTURBATOR
A Florida man is facing an arson charge after police say he set fire to a Tampa, FL apartment complex to get back at the management for requesting that he no longer masturbate in front of the windows or the open door.
Four people were left homeless as a result of the fire, according to Tampa Fire Rescue officials, which broke out just after 10 p.m. at the Mar Plaza Apartments at 4817 E Temple Heights Road, near Busch Boulevard and N 56th Street.
A resident of one of the apartments told police that his neighbor, Kenneth Haskins, 58, admitted to setting the fire, according to an arrest report. Haskins, who lives in the apartment where the fire started, later told detectives that he wanted to get back at the company that manages Mar Plaza, police said. His reason: They had recently told him to stop masturbating in front of his open windows and front door, according to police. He was arrested on a charge of first-degree arson and held in the Orient Road Jail without bail.
Haskins, who has lived there for more than a decade, suffers from facial disfigurement that is the result of having previously shot himself in the face with a shotgun, according to Tampa police.
7 Comments
THE SHAME NOTICES WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES
We haven’t done this since 2024, but the infamous Shame Notice mass mailings are back in full swing! We mail a personalized shame notice to a shameless neighbor one of you submitted (at your request)… and we also mail a copy to like 50 of your neighbors for good measure.
No Comments
WHO HAS THE GREEN THUMB?
“Dude on the left has had a yard like this for years. He’s even re-sodded it and within several weeks it’s all shot. It’s Florida. How do ya not grow grass in Florida? That’s a black thumb if I ever saw one.”
Florida
8 Comments
HALLOWEEN COSTUMES IN APRIL?
I’d like to point out that I took this picture last month… in April. - Chris
Orlando, Florida
2 Comments
