“HEY JACKASS…”

“HEY JACKASS mow your lawn. Love – your neighbor, dave.”

Vermont

12 GIRLS NEXT DOOR

Why don’t my neighbors ever look like this? CLICK HERE TO SEE ALL 12!

AWWW… GEE THANKS JEFFREY

For those of you that haven’t yet had the pleasure of meeting our #1 fan and his endless inventory of man thongs, here’s Jeffrey, straight out of motherf*ckin Twin Lakes Wisconsin. He enjoys trips to Wal-Mart, openly expressing his undying love for Neighbor Shame and most importantly… he enjoys romantic walks along the beach (man thongs mandatory).

Wisconsin

MEET MY NEIGHBOR

“Saw this on my walk today… I don’t think I want to meet my neighbor”

-Mike M.

TOLERANT NEIGHBOR

“I travel a lot, and this is the third time someone make something to my car. Please be gentle and tolerant with your neighbors.”

-u/youngceb