PRECIOUS FENCE

Selling hoes, clothes and candy for your nose… it all goes on the corner of this Baltimore street. Just don’t lean on the fucking fence. Seems reasonable.

- Baltimore, Maryland

AT LEAST TAZ IS HAPPY

If I were to imagine the equivalent of a person letting themself go and translate that to what the property would look like, this is it. Gotta love the the Taz sign!!

- Milo, Maine

MINTY FRESH

Maybe this isn’t all that bad.. but considering I’m color blind and this house color blew me away, I thought it was a little ridiculous… a beautiful house ruined by a minty fresh paint job!

Needless to say, none of the neighbors are green with envy.

- Milton, New Hampshire

HAVE NO FEAR

It must really suck when Brandon is not there.

- Maryland

BIKE GUN RACK

“Neighbors in my neighborhood apparently need to install gun racks on bikes”

- Dawn, Cleveland, Ohio