DICKS ALL OVER IT
“Neighborhood pranksters got ahold of this old lady’s shed and drew dicks all over it. One of their mothers found out and made the kids scrub them off and when that didn’t really work they just spray painted over them.”
- Melisa, Pennsylvania
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SAD BASKETBALL HOOP
For some reason the basketball hoop reminds me of that creepy ass tree from Fern Gully – anybody else? Could just be the bong hits talking…
- Massachusetts
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MEANWHILE NEXT DOOR
Meanwhile next door to TARP PORCH we’ve got Wife-beater McGee here who could be Tarp Porch’s number one customer! I’m sure Niki is a real nice girl.
- Nashua, New Hampshire
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TARP PORCH
Anyone have a clue why someone would hide their porch with a shitty tarp besides DRUGS?
- Nashua, New Hampshire
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