NEIGHBORHOOD DUMP

“I feel like I should be able to drop my trash off at this dump. I bet they wouldn’t notice!”

- Anonymous, New Hampshire

DAN THE DICKHEAD

“Our parents have been neighbors for over 15 years and we were actually friends at one point until he became “cool” in high school. On a recent trip home to my parents I found out he still lives at home and sells pot to the local college kids… who’s cool now Dan you DICKHEAD!!”

- Ryan, Connecticut

DO NOT MOLEST THE GATORS

- Florida

I WANT TO RIDE MY BICYCLE

Holy crap lady have you ever heard of Craigslist? You could have that porch cleared out in less than 24 hours. Wait, it looks like she’s running to go get another one!

- Maine

GETTING KICKED OUT

“Heard mother and son screaming into the early morning the other day from their apartment. This was his jeep the next morning!”

- Charlie, Portland, Maine