PRECIOUS PEACOCK

“My neighbor has a peacock on the side of their house and light it up at nighttime and they thought the light was tacky so they built a cover for it the same color as the house.”

- Jeff, Pennsylvania

IS THAT NECESSARY?

“My neighbor felt it necessary to block my DISH.”

- Drew, Montana

SEEN BETTER DAYS

“This trailer has definitely seen better days…”

- Tracy, Maine

ISAAC SAYS HI.

I had a feeling Sir Isaac the Goat would be out today.

- Dover, New Hampshire

FINE DAY TO WALK A PIG

“What a fine day to walk a pig!!”

- Maryland