CREEPY LAWN ORNAMENT

“He gets dressed up with a top hat for holidays.”

- Stacey

LAUNDRY ROOM KARMA

DIVORCE DAY!

It’s a Happy ‘Divorce Day’ at the local grocery store!

- Southern Maine

PORCH PATROL

“This guy that lives a couple doors down prefers to sit shirtless on his porch while he pounds beers and ‘people watches’ I guess??  My husband was able to take this close up picture of him and it def looks like he’s hardcore picking his nose. I hate my town… “

- M.R., Milo, Maine

I WILL HUNT YOU LIKE A DEER