JAM-PACKED DRIVEWAY

“6 Cars for one driveway of this house every day. It’s not like they had a party… this is EVERY DAY! Who knows if they actually have more cars inside the garage?”

- Jason, California

NO SHAME CYCLIST

“While the speedo is bad, the hat isn’t doing him any favors either!”

- Arica, California

Is it just me or is this guy flexing his glutes??

SHORTS AND SUSPENDERS

”Everybody meet my neighbor. He thinks it’s cool to wear shorts and suspenders with no shirt on. I’m not even joking this is how he comes out everyday. On top of that he’s really bitchy.”

- California

MANDATORY PENIS INSPECTION

- Anonymous, California

This seemed too good to be true, ESPECIALLY if you noticed the ‘Director of Genital Correction’s’ name is John E. Dong. Nope, real school. However, we were not able to find John E Dong on the faculty/staff list…