BEWARE ‘THE DEVIL MAN’

“This is in Danville, NH. This guy put up this devil man around Halloween and never took it down. It survived the deep and heavy snow of this past winter, the heavy rains of the spring and now the humid summer has begun and devil guy is still there. Even worse, what you can’t see behind the truck are the garbage and boxes of who-knows-what stacked up under the awning.” – Will

Danville, New Hampshire

Tags: New Hampshire

Linguini Frank

Devil: “Hey old man…”

Old man: “Who are you supposed to be?”

Devil: “I’m the devil.”

Old man: “Good for you.”

Devil: “Aren’t you afraid?”

Old man: “No…”

Devil: “Don’t you know that I could cause you profound, horrifying, physical agony for all eternity?”

Old man: “I’m sure you can.”

Devil: “And you still aren’t afraid?”

Old man: “Nope. Not even a little.”

Devil: “Well, why not?!”

Old man: “I’ve been married to your sister for the last 37 years.”