PORCH PATROL

“This guy that lives a couple doors down prefers to sit shirtless on his porch while he pounds beers and ‘people watches’ I guess?? My husband was able to take this close up picture of him and it def looks like he’s hardcore picking his nose. I hate my town… “

- M.R., Milo, Maine

Tags: Maine

Heh

Well if you’re in Northern Maine at least there are 5 months out of the year that he can’t do this.
Oh Brother

You are taking pictures of this guy on HIS porch…and then complaining as to what he does. Am I the only one who see a problem here? MIND your own F@&king business!!!
Heh

So if he was jerking off in his front yard, that would be okay because he’s on his property?
Jess

So, today I found out that people don’t like it when you jerk off in your own front yard. Hmm…who would’a thunk it?
Omegaman

There’s no law against picking your nose with your shirt off. There are quite a few laws against jacking off where people can see you…
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