PORCH PATROL

“This guy that lives a couple doors down prefers to sit shirtless on his porch while he pounds beers and ‘people watches’ I guess??  My husband was able to take this close up picture of him and it def looks like he’s hardcore picking his nose. I hate my town… “

- M.R., Milo, Maine

I WILL FIND YOU

The sign in the background ‘I WILL HUNT YOU LIKE A DEER’ can be seen below. This soldier is pissed!!

I WILL HUNT YOU LIKE A DEER

I DONE TOLD YOU PATTY

BIGFOOT SIGHTING?

A funny note one neighbor left on another’s door to tell them to stop being so LOUD!