MESSY YARD OF TATTOO ARTIST
“I certainly don’t think the work of a tattoo artist should be judged by how well-kept their yard is, but c’mon dude. I know for a fact there is plenty of access to transfer stations in the area. Clean up your junk so that we don’t have to look at it too!”
- Anonymous, New Hampshire
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PATRIOTIC RUNNER
Running while holding an American Flag in 5 degree weather = more badass than whatever you did on Saturday. This patriotic runner put us all to shame this weekend!
- Grey, Maine
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4 PLAY SPA… SEEMS LEGIT.
“Alright, so if you’re going to attempt to run some sort of a ‘happy ending spa’ and don’t want to draw attention to yourself, you should probably avoid doing everything they did.”
- Duncan, Florida
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MAN BURNS HIS NEIGHBOR’S HOUSE DOWN BECAUSE THEIR GRASS WAS TOO TALL
“I was going to cut it today, and then he set my house on fire”: Georgia man Marty Corbitt says Phillip Bennett was a good neighbor for years until he ‘went complete psycho’ and torched the house with Corbitt and his 3-year-old daughter still inside.
A man incensed by the tall grass in his neighbor’s lawn took out his frustrations in a big way: he doused their house in gasoline and set it on fire.
That’s according to Cartersville, Georgia homeowner Marty Corbitt and his 3-year-old daughter Kylie, who were terrorized and still inside the house when neighbor Phillip Bennett, 58, flew into a rage and set it aflame.
“The mean man burned down my house,” Kylie told reporters as she clung to her father in front of their gutted home.
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