I WANT TO RIDE MY BICYCLE

Holy crap lady have you ever heard of Craigslist? You could have that porch cleared out in less than 24 hours. Wait, it looks like she’s running to go get another one!

- Maine

GETTING KICKED OUT

“Heard mother and son screaming into the early morning the other day from their apartment. This was his jeep the next morning!”

- Charlie, Portland, Maine

NO WOOD FOR YOU

“Neighbors down the street stacked a bunch of wood in there front yard right by the road and people were constantly stopping to see if its for sale. They recently put this sign on top of the pile.”

- Jackie, Maine

‘PAY BACK’ GOT OUR MAIL!

This is the Shame Notice we mailed to the ‘WATCH UR BACK’ guy. Judging by the comments on the post, I think it’s safe to say he got our mail (he was pretty offended by the YouTube Video):

CLICK HERE AND SCROLL TO COMMENTS SECTION!!

PUBLIC SEATING

“apartment complex next door. the couches have been there since we moved in last summer and they’ve been slowing building the junk piles on the first and second floor porch. i called the town office to complain and left a voicemail but never got a call back…”

- Sam, Connecticut