USELESS FRONT DOOR

“I bet the paper boy and mailman hate this lady.”

- Tim, Maine

ALIENS AND CHIMES AND TRASH OH MY!

“Looks worse with no snow. Nothing but trash all over the place and me thinks the alien in the cage speaks for itself.  Stay classy maine.”

- Chrissie, Maine

GARGOYLE IN PORTLAND

“Gargoyle in P-town. I’m just glad this one is chained up! Note the Jolly Roger curtains, too. Oh, Portland…”

- “Truth”, Portland, Oregon

STACK IT UP

You can stack but you can’t hide!

- Maine

“YOUR ASS DON’T WORK”