THE BAND IS GOING NOWHERE BRO

I think this van is supposed to look cool. It doesn’t. If I saw this on the road, I would approach it with curiosity to see what the winner driving it looks like. Obviously ‘the band’ is going nowhere, but you might want to think about putting it to use to get rid of all that trash bro.

- Nashua, New Hampshire

BUTTS IN THE TRASH

“Priceless… and kids that’s why we dont put butts in the trash. I missed the open flames I was too slow. This is some lady putting out the garbage can and started using snow.”

- Chris, Maine

HOW DID THE DMV NOT CATCH THIS?

“Really dude?!”

- Mal Z, Maine

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BET THE SIGN OWNER IS A BITCH

Why do I get the feeling that the person that put up this sign is #1 a woman and #2 a royal bitch? People that have normal interactions with other people don’t put signs like this on their friggin garage.

- Maine

LIFE IN THE SUBURBS

“Welcome to our middle class neighborhood, we said.”

- Graham