NICE GUY NEIGHBOR

“Felt like a good neighbor and scrapped off all my neighbor’s cars.” - Jeff A.

Sophia

Keep your hands off my shit.
- Forrest Gump
  
  Exactly. Don’t touch my fucking car.
  - Vladimir
    
    I’d regularly key your faggy shitmobile
    - Scottie P
      
      I have a nice car and if I caught you, after I beat your ass, you’d be paying for the repairs. Little bitches and girls key cars.
LadyAnneJT

Thanks so much! You do a lot restore our faith in humanity.
JazzSinger

A true act of kindness is not followed by making sure as many people know about it as possible.
awhiteguy

that’s a good deed, but there are alot of ungrateful brain dead morons who would be pissed off at you for “touching their car”.
Locode

*scraped*
Stephen Weickert

When you said scrapped, I thought you took all the cars to the junkyard.