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FARGO MAN ARRESTED FOR CLEARING SNOW WITH FLAMETHROWER

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Fargo, ND – Local resident Todd Fox has been detained for “reckless endangerment” and “illegal use of high-powered fire-breathing weaponry” for attacking snow with his flamethrower. Fox reportedly became so fed up with the week-long blowing snow epidemic in his area that he decided to KILL IT WITH FIRE.

The neighborhood was treated with quite a show last night as Fox unleashed an inferno upon the mountainous snow palace that was his front yard. Neighbors to his immediate right and left noticed a bright orange cloud and could hear what they thought was “puff the magic dragon spewing mayhem all over hell,” which prompted one of them to notify police.

Fox stated that he was simply “fed up with battling the elements” and that he did not possess the willpower necessary to move “four billion tons of white bull shit.”

Police say that Fox surrendered his efforts immediately upon their arrival and that his front yard “looked like a hydrogen bomb had gone off.” They think he was just happy to be done with snow removal, even if it did mean a trip to jail.

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  • DEevolution

    I like this guy. Gas and noise pollution from a snow blower/plow. Only Gas and a light show and no piles left over…what is the big problem? Ice? He has the solution if needed…no salt, or calcium chloride…

  • adlyia

    Proof yet again that red necks are EVERYWHERE!! This is just too funny. I love it!

  • JG

    Was this story only reported in the FM Observer (as per the link in the article above) or was it also carried in other well known news sites, like The Onion?

  • snake

    That thing would be a lot of fun out in some deserted area- like say detroit.

  • zendaddy621

    We get some heavy snow here in Illinois too; I know I’ve considered using napalm to clear the snow…

  • Bedard

    That thing would be a lot of fun out in some deserted area- like say detroit.

    Detroit does this on Devils Night

  • jon

    Haha I bet his summer hobby is dynamite fishing.

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  • fonzo gueullio

    Totally stupid. For one… no official sites reported this… and i also live in fargo and have not heard any of this. Fargo is big but not that big to where i wouldnt hear about it on local news. Fucking social network retards will believe anything.Go play outside and get some fresh air morons…

  • the Truth

    Stupid neighbours!!! Wanna bet he won’t report a burglary next time he sees his neighbors house get torn apart? Would serve them right! Sticking their nose into business that didn’t concern them.

  • Tony Christensen

    If you lived in North Dakota you’d get a flame thrower. It sucks dog shit cold in the Dakotas

  • Dillon GElhausen

    This man needs to be given a medal. I mean seriously what a genius.

  • Ron Gronkowski

    To the guy in Fargo that says this is b.s. because he hadn’t heard about it and this a social media lie…this story was first rwported February of LAST year. Check facts before making ignorant comments.

  • Metro Detroit Gal

    I’ve lived in Metro Detroit all of my life and this would be a great tool to help eradicate the blight as the City seems to take forever on these types of projects. Our public image is horrible because of the actions and decisions of many of its leaders (i.e., Kilpatrick, Ferguson, M. Conyers, etc.) and citizens.

  • neighborshame

    Submitted by zendaddy621 on 2013/12/19 at 7:46 pm:

    We get some heavy snow here in Illinois too; I know I’ve considered using napalm to clear the snow…

  • neighborshame

    Submitted by Bedard on 2014/01/08 at 9:41 pm:

    That thing would be a lot of fun out in some deserted area- like say detroit.

    Detroit does this on Devils Night

  • neighborshame

    Submitted by jon on 2014/01/16 at 8:20 pm:

    Haha I bet his summer hobby is dynamite fishing.

  • neighborshame

    Submitted by fonzo gueullio on 2014/01/17 at 6:58 pm:

    Totally stupid. For one… no official sites reported this… and i also live in fargo and have not heard any of this. Fargo is big but not that big to where i wouldnt hear about it on local news. Fucking social network retards will believe anything.Go play outside and get some fresh air morons…

  • neighborshame

    Submitted by the Truth on 2014/01/18 at 7:55 pm:

    Stupid neighbours!!! Wanna bet he won’t report a burglary next time he sees his neighbors house get torn apart? Would serve them right! Sticking their nose into business that didn’t concern them.

  • neighborshame

    Submitted by Tony Christensen on 2014/01/21 at 12:48 pm:

    If you lived in North Dakota you’d get a flame thrower. It sucks dog shit cold in the Dakotas

  • neighborshame

    Submitted by Dillon Gelhausen on 2014/01/22 at 6:40 pm:

    This man needs to be given a medal. I mean seriously what a genius.

  • neighborshame

    Submitted by Ron Gronkowski on 2014/01/23 at 6:30 pm:

    To the guy in Fargo that says this is b.s. because he hadn’t heard about it and this a social media lie…this story was first rwported February of LAST year. Check facts before making ignorant comments.

  • neighborshame

    Submitted by Metro Detroit Gal on 2014/01/25 at 10:07 am:

    I’ve lived in Metro Detroit all of my life and this would be a great tool to help eradicate the blight as the City seems to take forever on these types of projects. Our public image is horrible because of the actions and decisions of many of its leaders (i.e., Kilpatrick, Ferguson, M. Conyers, etc.) and citizens.

  • neighborshame

    Submitted by Devolution on 2013/12/19 at 1:58 pm:

    I like this guy. Gas and noise pollution from a snow blower/plow. Only Gas and a light show and no piles left over…what is the big problem? Ice? He has the solution if needed…no salt, or calcium chloride…

  • neighborshame

    Submitted by adlyia on 2013/12/19 at 2:26 pm:

    Proof yet again that red necks are EVERYWHERE!! This is just too funny. I love it!

  • neighborshame

    Submitted by JG on 2013/12/19 at 5:07 pm:

    Was this story only reported in the FM Observer (as per the link in the article above) or was it also carried in other well known news sites, like The Onion?

  • neighborshame

    Submitted by snake on 2013/12/19 at 6:11 pm:

    That thing would be a lot of fun out in some deserted area- like say detroit.

  • Raffi Lido

    This is the most fun I have had in years- I laughed for an hour- what a brilliant option for snow removal.

  • Noctis Wolf

    Well, he got rid of the snow, didn’t he? The town should be THANKING him. I’m not being sarcastic. Instead of him being arrested by police, he should be getting a thank you from the town. Now, with the snow melted, there won’t be all of that snow pilled up along the side of the street.

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  • Sue Mellinger

    brilliant!

  • LakeishaJackson

    Does every city have an ordnance against the “use of high-powered, fire-breathing weaponry”? And who determines when the use of such equipment is “illegal”?

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  • Allen Helmer

    You guys do know that this article was originally written on a parody website?

  • Captain baksmak

    That neighbor is a FUCKING BITCH!

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