“I hate this house. I have to explain to my kids every time we pass by that there’s no fishies inside the house because it’s not an aquarium and Daddy doesn’t KNOW why somebody would put a giant fish in their front yard if it’s not an aquarium.” – Rick M. 

Bangor, Maine 

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“Our garbage men do not take mattress. I thought by now it was common knowledge. You need to bring the mattress to the dump and pay a small fee. You think these idiots would realize that over the course of 11 days.” - LC

Bangor, Maine

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Posted 9/23/13 as ‘PORCH PATROL’, here’s the original submission quote:

“This guy that lives a couple doors down prefers to sit shirtless on his porch while he pounds beers and ‘people watches’ I guess??  My husband was able to take this close up picture of him and it def looks like he’s hardcore picking his nose. I hate my town… “

- M.R., Milo, Maine

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“My neighbor took an old boat and painted it like something you see in the movies. My kids call it the shark boat.” - Al

Maine

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“This is known as the hobbit house. Apparently he has over a dozen secret passages throughout the house and property.”

Maine

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“I literally watched this woman pull up to the left and parallel park her PT Cruiser into this spot opposite traffic flow. Unf*ckinbelievable – it’s always a woman right???” -CJ

Bangor, Maine

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“Let me introduce you to Charlie! Kind of a local legend. This animated guy brings his “trailer” every Saturday for the farmers market and fills it up. The farmer market vendors seem to enjoy him anyway.” - Kelsey

Bangor, Maine

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“Looks like a band owns this hearse based on license plate and the ZZ Top looking dude driving it. The skeleton family on the back window is a nice touch!” - Josh

I-95 Kennebunk, Maine

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Well well, if it isn’t our old friends THE WESCOTTS. If we ever make any money off this god damn website, we might just have to hook these poor fools up with a gift card to Wal-Mart, which is most likely where they got that tinsel from. Looks like the yard swallowed the lawnmower again. Better luck next year!

491 Ossipee Trail Road, Porter, Maine

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KENNEBUNK, Maine — Police are looking for a man they say left threatening notes in the mailboxes of two families in town.

A Kennebunk mother said she stopped with her children to pick up the mail Wednesday when they discovered the note in her mailbox. It read: “I will not stay away from your kids, Your friend, pervert.”

Lt. Dan Jones said police believe the letters were hand-delivered to the mailboxes sometime Tuesday evening by a man on foot.

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