Old man: “Who are you supposed to be?”

Devil: “I’m the devil.”

Old man: “Good for you.”

Devil: “Aren’t you afraid?”

Old man: “No…”

Devil: “Don’t you know that I could cause you profound, horrifying, physical agony for all eternity?”

Old man: “I’m sure you can.”

Devil: “And you still aren’t afraid?”

Old man: “Nope. Not even a little.”

Devil: “Well, why not?!”

Old man: “I’ve been married to your sister for the last 37 years.”