“This was what was done to our decorations one night. We woke up to Santa having a little too much fun on our lawn…”
– Jennifer, Medford, New Jersey.
”Why do cops feel the need to 1. park wherever the heck they want and 2. leave their car running? PS he does this EVERY DAY.”
– Alex, NJ
Let me fill you in on what’s going on here with Officer Dickhead: he’s banging one of your neighbors. If you are as crazy as we are, you should put a Shame Notice on his windshield and call him out!
“I need to move to a nicer neighborhood”
– New Jersey
“Kind of a funny story with my picture. I received my neighbor across the street’s mail and walked over to deliver it and found this note.. I obeyed the sign and dropped the mail on the floor after screaming HI MY NAME IS TRAVIS AND I HAVE YOUR MAIL!!!”
– Travis, New Jersey