SLOPPY PAINT JOB

“Drives me nuts everytime I come visit my mother .. its the view out her back patio window… im gunna paintball that spot one of these nights.”

- Kena

THE “JAX PANTY GUY”

Well, Jacksonville Florida…one of you lucky winners has a middle aged hairy man running around (perhaps prancing) wearing pink underwear he buys in person at Victoria Secret for a neighbor. He has self branded himself as the ‘Jax Panty Guy’ (even has his own watermark) and if I had to guess, he’s getting horny RIGHT NOW thinking about how many of you sickos are checking him out. We did a little google search on the guy…

“Not as fun as some of the other submissions but hope you like it.”

- Richard “Jax Panty Guy”, Jacksonville, Florida

REALTOR’S NIGHTMARE

Rude. This must be a realtor’s nightmare. How would they even prepare a potential buyer for a showing at the house? ‘Well it’s a really nice family home in a great neighborhood, we’re just going to have climb through all the trash in the front yard to get inside… please try to keep an open mind once we get inside’.

- Annapolis, Maryland

THE WIPER BLADE BANDIT

“This neighbor of mine puts my wiper blades up once or twice a week ! He never speaks to me and when I catch him doing it or try to ask him why he does it he just giggles and walks away. THIS GUY IS ONE CREEPY DUDE !”

- “Frustrated”

CAT CROSSING

“Caution! Cat crossing areas are 20 MPH zones … just like school zones, but with less fancy signs and no blinking lights.”

- Austin, Texas