THE THREE LITTLE PIGS

WOW, who lives in this shithole? The Three Little Pigs. That’s who:

I don’t know what you guys did this past Memorial Day Weekend, but we hate to disappoint our fans! So we spent ZERO time with our families and instead went on a little shaming road trip. You won’t believe this but what you’re seeing here is the REAL LIFE Three Little Pigs!! Are we going to burn in hell? Don’t know, don’t care! Oink Oink you friggin piggies!!

Kimball Terrace, Danville, NH

TOYS R US

Got enough toys in the yard? (No, this is not a daycare)

South Main Street, Salisbury, MA

MORNING HANGOVER

Caught this lovely girl outside my office window at 10:30AM. -AB

Maine

STAY CLASSY DAYS INN

New Jersey

YOUR OLD GYM TEACHER LIVES HERE

Maybe your old gym teacher doesn’t live here, but those old school gym lockers are sweet right?

Maine