“I found this guy passed out drunk with his car running outside of a bar at 3:00 am. The bars close at midnight where I am, so I tried to wake him up, but he just kept mumbling and continued to sleep. I decided to hide his keys in the backseat, just in case a cop came, and left him a note and some water. I realized once I was sober that a cop would probably just read the note and arrest him anyway, but at least I tried.”
“Heard someone scream HAPPY NEW YEAR AMERICA and looked outside to this.” -Jennifer
“Well, I think it’s time I meet my neighbors.” – Fiona K.