The good thing about neighbors that put up Easter Decorations is that they’ve at least taken down Christmas Decorations. The bad news is, you have a neighbor that puts up Easter Decorations…
“My neighbor has a mini donkey that will chase you up the driveway until you scratch his head.”
“Just scratch his head.. that’s all he wants.” - Jeff
We’re going to ignore the mess on this one, because anybody that goes all in and paints USA on the side of their house is f*cking awesome in our book. Well played.
“Family down the street has like 8 kids. I think they all made a snowman last snowstorm.”
- Nate, Maine
“You see hipster bullshit like this all over the place in my neighborhood”
- Matt W, Portland, Maine