We try not to appease creeps on this site (you have no idea how many of these we get), but Jeffrey has become our token creepy neighbor for obvious reasons. We’re still holding out hope that one of his neighbors sees this and we get the other side of the story. He sends us these memes now…

Wisconsin

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“Are you looking for some ” neighborshame.com ” holiday fun ?? My smile, black marker and body are ready for your short message tribute!! Will message photos to ” neighborshame.com ” promptly for you !! Thanks so much.. jeffrey.” - Jeffrey, Twin Lakes, Wisconsin

You heard him! I guess this means Jeffrey is officially for hire. I know what you’re all thinking… FINALLY.  Write him a short holiday message in the comments – he’ll write it on his body and send us more creepy selfies which we’ll be sure to post. So fire away! There’s no WAY this will get weird!

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For those of you that haven’t yet had the pleasure of meeting our #1 fan and his endless inventory of man thongs, here’s Jeffrey, straight out of motherf*ckin Twin Lakes Wisconsin. He enjoys trips to Wal-Mart, openly expressing his undying love for Neighbor Shame and most importantly… he enjoys romantic walks along the beach (man thongs mandatory).

Wisconsin

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“Our neighbor wanted to embrace art….we think instead art embraced him and his house. If there were a mosaic community this house would fit in perfectly, instead this house is located in our neighborhood, in the midwest….no where near a mosaic neighborhood.” - Maddy

Wisconsin

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“Moving to twin lakes wi ?? If so, i would love to show you a few vacant apartments down the hallway  !! Just imagine…  i could be your neighbor!!” - Jeffrey

Twin Lakes, Wisconsin

(For those of you that haven’t had the pleasure of seeing a Jeffrey selfie, CLICK HERE for his Neighbor Shame debut…)

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“Can i be your valentine ?? Im not as creepy as i look !!”

- Jeffrey, Wisconsin

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