AN AGE-OLD QUESTION

PRECIOUS PEACOCK

“My neighbor has a peacock on the side of their house and light it up at nighttime and they thought the light was tacky so they built a cover for it the same color as the house.”

- Jeff, Pennsylvania

SLEEPING BAG INSULATION

“This is my next door neighbors window that’s right over my driveway. Pisses me off I have to look at this nasty crap every day. Those sleeping bags are probably diseased… we moved in 3 years ago and are now starting to think nobody uses this room and we’re stuck with the lovely view.”

- Kevin, Pennsylvania

DICKS ALL OVER IT

“Neighborhood pranksters got ahold of this old lady’s shed and drew dicks all over it. One of their mothers found out and made the kids scrub them off and when that didn’t really work they just spray painted over them.”

- Melisa, Pennsylvania