MEANWHILE NEXT DOOR

Meanwhile next door to TARP PORCH we’ve got Wife-beater McGee here who could be Tarp Porch’s number one customer! I’m sure Niki is a real nice girl.

- Nashua, New Hampshire

TARP PORCH

Anyone have a clue why someone would hide their porch with a shitty tarp besides DRUGS?

- Nashua, New Hampshire

PICTURE

- Nashua, New Hampshire

SHAMEFUL HANDICAP PARKING JOB

If you’re handicapped to the point where you can’t park that bitch in between the lines, it’s time to get your license revoked so you don’t kill somebody. I don’t give a fudge brownie this was on Christmas Eve either. Where else? Wal-Mart.

- Farmington New Hampshire Wal-Mart

DOUBLE TROUBLE

So, you  managed to get the only two police officers in Dover (ok there might be like 3…) to pull you over, take you out of your car and it’s only 8am… looks like you messed up good buddy! Sure hope nobody you know checks out this site. Not really, we hope everyone and your mom sees this shit.

- Dover, New Hampshire