SOAKING WET COMPUTER EQUIPMENT

“if you’re ever in need of out-of-date computer equipment my neighbor is your guy. and it’s soaking wet too!! never been inside but I’ve seen the entryway and its more of the same stuff wall to wall.”

- Patrick, Connecticut

‘ENJOY ALL THE SPLENDOR!!’

When we come across a van with writing all over it, we pray the writing on it is as fucking weird as the writing on all three sides of this van. Enough talking, enjoy all the splendor:

CLICK HERE FOR CLOSE UP PHOTOS OF ALL 3 SIDES!!

- Thompson, Connecticut

MISSED A SPOT

I challenge you all to show us a worse paint job than this. What kills me is that for every half painted board, there was a conscious decision to move on to the next one.

- Windham, Connecticut

OVERZEALOUS SNOWBLOWING

“My neighbor whipped out his snowblower for the trace of snow we got last night… for the record, my driveway was completely dry by the afternoon sans snowblowing.”

- Anthony, Connecticut

PELHAM PIGLETS

If this was your next door neighbor, would you tell them to pick up their trash? Quick phone call? Knock on the door? We’d probably take the safe route and go with the ol’ Shame Notice on the door…

- Pelham, Connecticut