“Love this state. I’m pretty sure those are truck tires from a big tractor GIT R DONE.” – Paul
“This here my neighbor Jasmine house. bitch keep sayin I backed my car into one of her stupid lions. she be white girl wasted on a TUESDAY NIGHT and probably hit it her damn self!!”
– Shanequa, Maryland
“Caution! Cat crossing areas are 20 MPH zones … just like school zones, but with less fancy signs and no blinking lights.”
– Austin, Texas
Rude. This must be a realtor’s nightmare. How would they even prepare a potential buyer for a showing at the house? ‘Well it’s a really nice family home in a great neighborhood, we’re just going to have climb through all the trash in the front yard to get inside… please try to keep an open mind once we get inside’.
– Annapolis, Maryland