“my cousin sent me this picture last summer. how are you not a total weirdo under any circumstances by doing this? I hope this house isn’t within 10 miles of any schools.” – Ray
“My two neighbors across the street have a line of useless shit that connects their property. They’re two peas in a pod, but the rest of us hate to look at it.” H.C.
Is it just me or did this guy publicize his own STD? Maybe Dave wore protection.
“Just my neighbor out vacuuming her lawn…”
“My Californian neighbor tried to break up the ice with potting soil instead of salt or sand. It’s their first winter.”