“Well it’s April and as you can see these decorations are still up.. I don’t know what’s worse that many decorations up at Xmas time or at Easter.” – G C
Parkersburg, West Virginia
That’s right folks, step on down to your local sh*t shack and shop around with the always popular no-refund policy on your purchases. I wonder what’s on sale this week!!
Ferrelview, MO. — Some neighbors at a mobile home park in Ferrelview are worried about their elderly neighbor, who is now charged with a felony count of unlawful use of a weapon, and violation of an order of protection. The suspect is 78 year old Roy Sportsman.
“I was sitting in my room and I heard a bam and I went outside and looked, and he was standing in my driveway firing his shotgun over my house,” said Nick Warger, who lives across the street from Sportsman.
Warger says two weeks ago Sportsman fired off his guns several times as he stood in the driveway of him and his roommate’s home.
“He came across the street and he was dropping bullets and he even pointed the gun at me and threatened to kill me and my roommate,” said Warger. “Other times he aimed the gun at us after he accused us of stealing his mashed potatoes and light bulbs from his home.”
“He has a different weapon on a different day. He has a revolver, a pistol and a 410 shotgun, ” said Jared Wittwer about his neighbor.
One mother who lives nearby is also very concerned.
“Where is the Foreclosure on the house when you need it, I live next door to the most trashy low class people in the world and yet they act as though they are the Huxtables, annoying I hope their house gets foreclosed on cause I know they don’t make a whole lot of money anyway cause you have to many idiots stuffed in a house like a damn sardine, low class bastards!” -Stephanie